Day 2

After her successful affair with the primates, Miss Ive was hell bent on proving that she had 'the touch' with the entire animal kingdom. And so, true to Miss Ive style, she decided to hunt the biggest and hardest to tame.

She looked to mother nature to guide her and found said mother on black top, conveniently. Miss Ive loves this zoo, already. So eager to please. See how easy?



And Miss Ive threw herself into the task of finding her large friend. And, for the record, she did not appreciate the lewd comments from passersby. For the record.



And after only moments of tracking, she happened upon her quarry. And he loved her immediately. See? See how calm she makes him?



Miss Ive was so pleased at her zoo prowess, that she thanked that bear. A LOT.




Stay tuned for more Jane Jones Chronicles tomorrow. Bring hot beverage. And butterfly net.