Day 1

You'll remember from last week's breaking news, that Miss Ive arrived at the zoo full of fervor for her animal kingdom friends. Her three barista latte was at optimal effect, adding even more mania to her newly tweeded monochroMANIA. She was ready to wrap her arms (and as you'll see later, legs) around her new, far superior, slice of Wild Heaven.

First on her list: announce her arrival to new animal kingdom cohorts and discuss with them the best strategy for getting the word out about the big vote.

She decides she will begin with her new BFF Jane Goodall's life-long BFF's, the primates. And when she finds them, she wonders why Ms. Goodall claimed that it took her a lifetime to build the trust of said primates. Miss Ive found them very approachable and not one bit skittish. Perhaps it was due to the tweaking she undertook in the overhaul of the once frumpy monochromanic getup. Primates, she has decided, share her love of superior hemlines and tweeds. Must send note to Ms. Goodall. Will help her studies immensely.

Miss Ive decided to pose with an austere face, in attempt to emulate the similar pic of the lovely Ms. Goodall. See how austere? See tweedy hemlines? See how gamely primates welcome her?



And then she decided to up the ante and go for broke with 'austere' and 'reflective.' See how reflective?



And then, sadly, her unfortunate malady, known to most as A.D.D., set in. See her desperate look of 'get me the hell out of this pose because more than one-single-minute in same place will fry my nerves?'



And so she was off, to find new friends and new adventures.

Tune in tomorrow with hot beverage for more of the Jane Jones Chronicles. Please.