Date to Bloody Well Save

Our short film premieres (drum roll). . .

Saturday, December 6
from 7 to 9, and on into the night. . .

At (more drum roll—actually, just keep the drum roll going—all day). .

COMMUNE, the Uber-Chic, newly-renovated club (formerly known as Cinq), downstairs from Bastone



Just find your way to 419 S. Main St in Royal Oak, MI, park it, and find your way downstairs to Commune. And to moi! I highly recommend heading east about four blocks when you see this joint and parking it in the bungalow hood. Very safe. Nice walk. And no chance in hell you're finding a spot on a Saturday night. None. Plus, no meters in the hood. (There's a map under the address, ya'll). Oh, there is valet. But most of my friends don't actually know how that works.

And see how pretty Commune is?



And cozy?



And see how they have places for people who 'sort of want to hide?'



And rooms with curtains for people who 'really want to hide?'



And why would anyone want to hide? Well, possibly, if say, somebody had acted like a drunken fool for an entire weekend in Chicago whilst a camera was fixed on her every move. And say if that footage was going to be plastered (much like the Chicago version of Miss Ive) all over the numerous versions of this. . .



One might hide. This one. But you all can roam. With free conscience. And take full advantage of all of these. . .



And if they run out over there (because Miss Ive has beaten you all to it), no worries. They have plenty of these just lying around. Actually, the very reason Miss Ive chose this particular venue. And for the place to hide, of course.



And most obviously, for this. . .



For when the cards really hit the deck. And considering the director will also be at said premiere, with said camera, in the midst of said surplus barrels of Belgian brews and bewitching green liquors, Miss Ive may have to hide again when that footage rolls, as well. Or she could just BEHAVE herself. For once.

What to wear? Why something like this, of course.



But leave the horse at home. Royal Oak Police will thank you. Although, come to think of it, your odds of finding parking would increase greatly. Six in one. . .

Please Do Come. Puh-lease.