The First Post

Have been staring at this blank page for TWO days. Keep walking away, coming back, upper-lip curled, hands on holsters . . . and still—nothing. So have decided to type my todo list to get this thing a-goin'.

Today:
-Look very busy at work for two more hours, while actually only staring at another blank screen
-Crawl under my desk
-Search the carpeting for a rogue, mood-altering pill
-Give up

Tomorrow:
-More of the same


Stay tuned for more rivoting days ahead. . .