The Actual Best Job in the World

I'm sure all of you heard about this today. Maybe, if you're as impetuous as Miss Ive, you even mailed a resume. But, then she got sidetracked (shocking, I know) by pondering just how brilliant it was for them to bring attention to their need by posting it as an appealing job. And then Miss Ive got sidetracked again by thinking about her albatross of a house that she has to sell. And then. . .

(You know where this is going, don't you?)

. . .She had a grand idea.

The Actual Best Job in the World:

Who wants a job that only lasts for six months in paradise? Especially when you can get a lifetime as guardian of one, recently-restored (at expense of owner's lifeblood) bungalow? And who needs the burden of taxation on 100K of income? Especially when you could PAY twice that to lil' ole Miss Ive and actually get a TAX BREAK for home ownership. And, as this endeavor legally qualifies as 'helping the poor,' an additional right off for philanthropy is acceptible. Who wants to set up camp on someone else's island, when, if you buy this home, complete with hazzardous sump pump, after a few heavy rains, you could OWN an island of your OWN?

And though blogging is not required for the bungalow-ownership position, as it is for the Australian Island job, it is wholeheartedly recommended if retaining sanity ranks highly amongst one's personal goals.

To Apply, leave comment below listing your unique qualifications.